The Game of Life

My youngest brother and I have an amazing, if not somewhat weird relationship. My entire family is really close knit.

Last night we were getting ready to play cards when I was like, “You know what was a fun game? The game of life.” — Which we promptly dugout and began playing.

I was an athlete. So much for that college education. Geoff was a salesman. When the time came for him to get married I asked him if he would like a boy or a girl. He picked a boy. I named him Sven. I looked at him and was like, “Geoff! I didn’t know.”
He grinned, “Yes, but I wear the pants in my relationship.”

By the time Geoff reached the “Buy a House” he had decided that he no longer wanted to be married to a man. We exchanged the tiles and I told him, “You do realize that it’s just Sven with a sex-change. Meet Svetlanna!”

Five tiles later, Svetlanna had been kicked out of the car and was dragged underneath it for the duration of the game.